shoes : must be able to tolerate all-terrain conditions and  yes that includes georgia clay . scuffmarks are unavoidable , so workers benifits are included in the form of shoe polish and repairs(anothing thing healthcare doesnt cover for you sorry)

shirts: warning!altering is a danger! beware scissors and sharpies, as they are there and at the whim of my bordom. as are you.

pants: - matching is a must

coats/light jackets : be prepared for long work breaks.......a designated area is provided for you in the darkest , most crowded,scariest place ....my closet

belts: U WILL BE WORN........OUT hahah!

hats:  required to only come in to work on bad hair days, paid leave of course..

jewelry: this is the easiest job , u only have to match everything in the known universe aka my closet. you are subject to reutine durability tests via the washer and dryer (along with watever else happens to be in my pockets at the time)

all aplicants to this application must acknoledge alternate storage araes in case of an emergancy, such as the floor , and will acknoledge the danger found there(being trampled)